As an adult, I sometimes want to talk about subject matter that isn’t so appropriate for some of my younger fans…

This may include using naughty language, or talking about writing in books or for television programmes which features particularly gruesome deeds that some people may find disturbing.

I only recommend you click through to THIS page if you are happy to read about this kind of subject matter. If you are too young or too sensitive to read naughty words or taboo subjects but decide to click through to here, you can have no complaints if you are offended, shocked, appalled, titilated or anything else. So please don’t send any complaints. Because I won’t listen to them. It’ll be your own fault.

Won’t somebody think of the children?

I am. I am thinking of the children. That’s why this is separate.